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{"type":"standard","title":"Stenopetalum","displaytitle":"Stenopetalum","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q10374150","titles":{"canonical":"Stenopetalum","normalized":"Stenopetalum","display":"Stenopetalum"},"pageid":66357299,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Stenopetalum_-_Flickr_-_Kevin_Thiele_%281%29.jpg/330px-Stenopetalum_-_Flickr_-_Kevin_Thiele_%281%29.jpg","width":320,"height":388},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Stenopetalum_-_Flickr_-_Kevin_Thiele_%281%29.jpg","width":1939,"height":2352},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1042965952","tid":"2c3eef0c-1000-11ec-bccf-b8e28f1f5af8","timestamp":"2021-09-07T17:22:27Z","description":"Genus of plants in the family Brassicaceae","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenopetalum","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenopetalum?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenopetalum?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stenopetalum"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenopetalum","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Stenopetalum","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenopetalum?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stenopetalum"}},"extract":"Stenopetalum is a genus in the Brassicaceae family which is endemic to Australia. It was first described by Robert Brown in 1821.","extract_html":"
Stenopetalum is a genus in the Brassicaceae family which is endemic to Australia. It was first described by Robert Brown in 1821.
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{"type":"standard","title":"The Triumph of Venus","displaytitle":"The Triumph of Venus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3227830","titles":{"canonical":"The_Triumph_of_Venus","normalized":"The Triumph of Venus","display":"The Triumph of Venus"},"pageid":57826311,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/The_Triumph_of_Venus%2C_by_Fran%C3%A7ois_Boucher.jpg/330px-The_Triumph_of_Venus%2C_by_Fran%C3%A7ois_Boucher.jpg","width":320,"height":255},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/The_Triumph_of_Venus%2C_by_Fran%C3%A7ois_Boucher.jpg","width":7056,"height":5632},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286588267","tid":"accb9ad9-1e29-11f0-b82b-04fc11ac1c68","timestamp":"2025-04-20T20:54:39Z","description":"Painting by François Boucher","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Triumph_of_Venus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Triumph_of_Venus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Triumph_of_Venus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Triumph_of_Venus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Triumph_of_Venus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Triumph_of_Venus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Triumph_of_Venus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Triumph_of_Venus"}},"extract":"The Triumph of Venus is a 1740 oil-on-canvas painting in Rococo style by the French artist François Boucher. It inspired The Birth of Venus by Jean-Honoré Fragonard.","extract_html":"
The Triumph of Venus is a 1740 oil-on-canvas painting in Rococo style by the French artist François Boucher. It inspired The Birth of Venus by Jean-Honoré Fragonard.
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