Jenílson Ângelo de Souza, usually known as Júnior, is a Brazilian former association footballer who played as a left back.
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Rokytne Raion was a raion in Rivne Oblast in western Ukraine. Its administrative centre was the urban-type settlement of Rokytne. The raion was abolished and its territory was merged into Sarny Raion on 18 July 2020 as part of the administrative reform of Ukraine, which reduced the number of raions of Rivne Oblast to four. The last estimate of the raion population was 58,223
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