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Clayton Heights Secondary is a public high school in Surrey, British Columbia and is a part of School District 36 Surrey.
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Walter de Camp was a Finnish writer. He wrote about partying, restaurants and celebrities in the Finnish City magazine. There is also a drink named Walter de Camp after the writer. It was designed by Jasu Piasecki after the short description given by the writer: \"It has to contain whiskey, be a short drink and taste really good.\"
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